Well hotdaaaawg, welcome to the official ”Love Paul Campbell/ Teen Idol/Heartthrob/Superstar Extrordinaire” website. It feels kinda like home. Oh, regarding my sense of humor. I have one. If at any time you find yourself offended by my writing please take any action you feel neccessary to address the fact that you don’t. When I joke about being a bit of a plumpy it’s because I was. Loser, loner and weird woodshop kid? Yup, yes and still am. I feel better already. I know you’re here because I’m such a star and you adore me, and to be perfectly honest I couldn’t eat it up faster if I had Steven Tyler’s mouth. So stick around, ask some questions, stay away from the the crab-dip and try not to hate me ’cause I’m beautiful. Cheers. Oh, and fat kids rock.
Jul 18